It's Only Treason If You Lose | T-Shirt

Rock the Fourth (or any day) with this hilarious tee, starring a smirking George Washington in shades! This retro design flips the script on 1776, winking at the OG patriot’s risky rebellion with “It’s Only Treason If You Lose.” Perfect for BBQs or flag-waving bashes, it’s pure ‘Murica swagger.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• All Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center


Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

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